How To Be Unnecessarily Awkward In Everyday Situations

If you've ever wondered how to best go about being unnecessarily awkward in everyday situations, you've come to the right place.

1.  First, if someone tries to shake your hand, immediately forget how to shake hands.
2. When you see someone you know at the store, try to avoid them for no reason.
3. After having a conversation with a casual acquaintance, just stand there and nod instead of walking away like a normal person.  
4. Just be yourself.  You're awkward enough just the way you are.

Hope this helps! Have a nice day. 

How To Be More Indecisive

There are a lot of articles out there in internetland that help indecisive people be more decisive, but I could find NO instructions for decisive people on how to be more indecisive. So I decided to take it upon myself to help those of you who are really good at making decisions, to become better at NOT making decisions.

Here are 4 ways to be more indecisive:

1.   Really mull over every single decision down to the most mundane and unimportant. I mean really, really analyze each and every aspect of every choice you make. What are the pros and cons of choosing fuji over gala (all pros, btw) or cherry tomatoes instead of grape tomatoes (is there a difference?).
2.  Never, ever know what you want (here’s a random tip: can’t decide between Mexican food or Chinese food? Just put salsa on your chow mein! Boom! Problem solved).  If it doesn’t take at least 2-3 hours to decide what movie you want to watch, you are way too decisive.  
3.   I couldn’t decide what to write for number 3 so I’m just going to skip ahead to 4.
4. Most importantly, before making any decision, remind yourself that an alternative choice could turn out to be way better.   

Well, hope this helps! See you next time!

First blog post

This is the first post in my blog.  I’ve decided to make a few positive changes in my life lately, like waking up early and eating healthy, that kind of stuff and I’ve gotten some inspiration/motivation from reading blogs, so I decided to start my own motivational/inspirational blog. So here it is. Go out there and make your dreams come true! Yaay!